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  • Georgia 24 hours CE On Demand
    • #1: Inside the DOI
    • #2: Modern Family
    • #3: Auto Insurance
    • #4: Home Insurance
    • #5: Stand Alone Policies
    • #6: RC vs ACV
    • #7: E & O Prevention
    • #8: Small Business Insurance
    • #9: Agency Management
    • #10: Life Lessons
    • #11: You Deserve a Break
    • #12: Insurance Fraud
    • #13: Here Comes the Judge
    • #15: Customer Service Tips
    • #16: Employee Training
    • #17: Insurance 101
    • #18: Coinsurance Clause
    • #19: C.O.P.E.
    • #20: General Contractors
    • #21: Garage Insurance
    • #22: Trucking Companies
    • #23: Restaurant Insurance
  • Georgia 20 Hour Limited Subagent
  • Georgia 20 Hour Personal Lines Agent
  • Do It Yourself Marketing
  • Customer Service Tutorials
  • South Carolina Personal Lines Course
  • Training for New Hires: Personal Lines
  • Training for New Hires: Commercial Lines
  • Training for New Agency Owners
  • Privacy Policy
  • Is Your Website WCAG Accessible?
  • Accessibility Statement
  • Georgia 24 hours CE On Demand
    • #1: Inside the DOI
    • #2: Modern Family
    • #3: Auto Insurance
    • #4: Home Insurance
    • #5: Stand Alone Policies
    • #6: RC vs ACV
    • #7: E & O Prevention
    • #8: Small Business Insurance
    • #9: Agency Management
    • #10: Life Lessons
    • #11: You Deserve a Break
    • #12: Insurance Fraud
    • #13: Here Comes the Judge
    • #15: Customer Service Tips
    • #16: Employee Training
    • #17: Insurance 101
    • #18: Coinsurance Clause
    • #19: C.O.P.E.
    • #20: General Contractors
    • #21: Garage Insurance
    • #22: Trucking Companies
    • #23: Restaurant Insurance
  • Georgia 20 Hour Limited Subagent
  • Georgia 20 Hour Personal Lines Agent
  • Do It Yourself Marketing
  • Customer Service Tutorials
  • South Carolina Personal Lines Course
  • Training for New Hires: Personal Lines
  • Training for New Hires: Commercial Lines
  • Training for New Agency Owners
  • Privacy Policy
  • Is Your Website WCAG Accessible?
  • Accessibility Statement
SHISPA

You Deserve a Break

You Deserve a Break

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Frane Selak is without a doubt the unluckiest man to ever live as he survived numerous accidents that are just simply mind-boggling. He was very lucky to survive any one of these encounters that left others dead. It turns out he truly was a very lucky man. I wonder if he was ever able to obtain a life insurance policy? ​
Smile A While
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 
  • I am not arguing with you, I am just explaining why you are wrong.
  • Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
  • I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not so sure.
  • In filling in an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:’ I put 'DOCTOR.'
  • Behind every successful man is his woman.  Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
  • I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they look sexy.
  • Question: Do you know what a woman and insurance have in common?
  • Answer: They are both expensive, difficult to understand and what you get is not guaranteed. 
  • Question: Do you know the difference between a man and a whole life policy?
  • Answer: A whole life policy eventually matures.
  • Question: What's the difference between an actuary and a Mafia don?
  • Answer: The actuary can tell you how many people will die this year. The Mafia don can tell you the names of all of them.
​Opportunity
That is one of the tricks of opportunity. It has a sly habit of slipping in by the back door, and often it comes disguised in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat. Perhaps this is why so many fail to recognize opportunity.
​A lazy individual either is sick or has not found the work he or she likes best.
No one is inherently lazy. It is human nature to want to be doing things unless we are ill. A sure sign of the beginnings of a recovery from illness is the desire to get up and around, to go back to work, to do something — anything. Inactivity leads to boredom, and boredom leads to “laziness.” Conversely, activity leads to interest, and interest leads to enthusiasm and ambition. W. Clement Stone often says, “The emotions are not always subject to reason, but they are always subject to action!” Determine what you are best at and what you like to do, and develop a burning desire to be the best you can be at it. Then get into action!
​Happiness is found in doing — not merely in possessing.
It’s true: money can’t buy happiness. Most of us are motivated by aspirations of the lifestyle we desire for ourselves and our families, not by the physical possessions — homes, vacations, automobiles, etc. When you recognize this fact, you will know that you must constantly “raise the bar” to encourage yourself to reach higher goals. Your goals should include the possessions that you desire, but as former Apple Computer chairman and CEO John Sculley said, “Success is a journey, not a destination. Make sure you enjoy the trip.”
​Too much truth will make some people madder than too little.
Schoolchildren sometimes play a game called “Honesty.” The rules are simple: For a designated period of time, the participants must tell the truth regardless of the subject. They then ask each other leading questions such as, “Do you like my hair?” “Do you think Lindsay is cute?” Inevitably someone gets angry when he or she discovers that these friends had been shading the truth, telling “little white lies,” to spare the person’s feelings. Even when the game is over, its lessons are not soon forgotten. Being honest with others doesn’t mean being brutal. It isn’t necessary to tell people everything you don’t like about them under the guise of being frank with them “for their own good.” Sometimes it’s better if we don’t know every person’s innermost feelings about us. Respect for another’s self-esteem often means telling them too little truth instead of too much.

121 FUNNIEST QUOTES OF ALL TIME

10-QUESTION GEORGIA TRIVIA TEST

Smile A While
Suffering from a bad case of the flu, the outraged patient bellowed, "Three weeks? The doctor can't see me for three weeks? I could well be dead by then!" Calmly the voice at the other end of the line replied, "If so, would you please have your wife call to cancel the appointment?"

A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

​Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.  Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

​"Do you know the present value of your husband's policy?" the life insurance agent asked his client.
"What do you mean?" countered the woman.
"If you should lose your husband, what would you get?" asked the agent.
The woman thought for a minute, then brightened up and said, "Probably a poodle."

​A retired insurance agent, now in his mid-70's and about to receive anesthesia, is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, should perform the operation.
The old man signaled to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?" asked the son. "Don't be jittery son, perform your best, and never forget that if it fails, if something should happen to me, your mother will live with you and your wife the rest of her days."

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

A life insurance agent was completing an application and got to the part on health history. He asked his client how his grandfather died. This was his client's startling answer: "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

​My dinner party was headed for disaster. One man, an insurance salesman, was monopolizing the conversation with a lengthy account of recent litigation involving himself. Since two other guests were lawyers, I was becoming increasingly uneasy.
"In the end," the salesman concluded, "you know who got all the money?" I cringed when he shouted, "The lawyers!"
There was embarrassing silence at the table. My heart was pounding until the wife of one lawyer said, "Oh, I do love a story with a happy ending!"

​The applicant for life insurance was finding it difficult to fill out the application. The salesman asked what the trouble was, and the man said that he couldn't answer the question about the cause of death of his father.
The salesman wanted to know why. After some embarrassment, the client explained that his father had been hanged.
The salesman pondered for a moment. "Just write: 'Father was taking part in a public function when the platform gave way,'" the salesman said.


Confucius says... "Needing insurance is like needing a parachute. If it isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing it again."
Those wonderful Church Bulletins!
  • The Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals.
  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.  
  • Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
  • The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water’.  
  • The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
  • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.   Bring your husbands.
  • Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.  
  • Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  • Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
  • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
  • Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
  • The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
  • Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
  • The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
  • This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
  • The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
  • Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.
  • The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
And this one just about sums them all up --
  • The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours’.​​​
Insurance Coverage en Español
http://www.iii.org/es/insurance-topics/all-coverage-en-espanol

​Have you enjoyed at least 24 hours of Edu-Tainment?
If yes, you are welcome to take the Final Exam 
Otherwise, continue to #12: Insurance Fraud
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